Men Are Just Happier People.....
Once I am out of my slumber it's time to stir up things little bit. The other day I read an article in CNN about how a wedding tuxedo costs much lesser than a wedding dress and an idea clicked in my mind, for some weird reason I googled all the good things being men and summarised my findings as a new blog titled Men are just happier people.
Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase . You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
I Am Back....
Writing after so long. Almost feeling strange. As if this is my first blog, but I have nothing to care and feels good to be back after so long. This business trip have rejuvenated me inside out, strengthen my core and honestly it feels good to be back.
After a whole hectic day with meetings, finally I am back in my hotel with my laptop and typing my first blog after 5 years and it feels good. This whole trip feels like a journey for self discovery, it had helped me to reclaim something that was mine, very precious and I had lost it for sometime and that thing is my own SELF.
P.S. We loose ourselves into the fog of everyday life but trip like thess eases out the fog and let the sun of our lives shine bright and proves us life's worth living to the full. If you think your life is dull that means it's time for you to pack your bags and get out on the open road and let the road guide your destiny.
Writing after so long. Almost feeling strange. As if this is my first blog, but I have nothing to care and feels good to be back after so long. This business trip have rejuvenated me inside out, strengthen my core and honestly it feels good to be back.
After a whole hectic day with meetings, finally I am back in my hotel with my laptop and typing my first blog after 5 years and it feels good. This whole trip feels like a journey for self discovery, it had helped me to reclaim something that was mine, very precious and I had lost it for sometime and that thing is my own SELF.
P.S. We loose ourselves into the fog of everyday life but trip like thess eases out the fog and let the sun of our lives shine bright and proves us life's worth living to the full. If you think your life is dull that means it's time for you to pack your bags and get out on the open road and let the road guide your destiny.
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